lingrix:

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

officialkingofconeyisland:

13 year old me googling Sims 2 cheat codes because I had and have zero patience and motivation to work hard for anything.

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doktorgirlfriend:

Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

thebootydiaries:

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

(Source: alienanxrchy)


(Source: roseperfume)


themightyglamazon:

android-green:

bitchboi-naughty:

powerburial:

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

(Source: stonerobixxx)